Mont Sandwich Top 5: Why Austin TX Isn't Safe Without Mont

1. There's no one else to sell JOOSE to. All gas stations lose profits.
2. I can't watch Mont drunkenly holler at girls at the bar.
3. No one else wants to drunkenly play S.K.A.T.E.
4. When I say "Cahtahh" (Carter) it just doesn't sound the same.
5. After he leaves Austin it means Carter and I are going to get drunken phone calls for the next month.

Fletcher Berndt